Sunday 18 August 2013

[NEWS] BREAKING: PEREZ HILTON SLAMS LADY GAGA AND IMPLIES XTINA WAS SABOTAGED


Earlier today, the shit finally splattered all over the fan when the war between Lady GAGA and Perez Hilton escalated to new extremes. Gosh, it seems like only yesterday Perez Hilton was at war with Xtina during the Bionic era and bashing her at every chance he could.

Mother Moron Monster (Twitter's head twat) took to her twitter to tweet publicly about Perez allegedly stalking her.*



(*Lady GAGA has since deleted the above tweets, with no further explanation.)
We wonder if Lady GAGA will, in fact, ever get shot in the head? (HER words, NOT ours) Would it help boost slacking sales for "Applause?" Lady GAGA has been reeking of desperation lately due to the fact that she has inspired her little morons monsters to suck dick by soliciting sexual favors for sales. See below:


So what does ALL THIS have to do with Xtina? Quite a lot, actually. Perez spilled some scalding tea after he tweeted the following:


Please excuse us, Perez, did you just let it slip that Lady GAGA purposefully SABOTAGES other artists? If this is true, us Christina Aguilera fans have some questions for you regarding "Madam X's" blockbuster album, Bionic.

Back in 2011, Peter Buchanan (Twitter), spilled the beans that there was a crazy conspiracy cooked up behind Christina Aguilera's Bionic in efforts to make it bomb. We republished his story which spawned its own saga after he published supplemental material, which you can read below:
'The Conspiracy Behind Christina Aguilera's Bionic Bomb',
'Further Details On Bionic's Backlash Leak Out'
'Unreleased Recordings Reveal Conspiracy Against Christina Aguilera'
Playing Devil's Advocate, one could argue that Perez's recent tweet that condemns Lady GAGA for purposefully trying to sabotage other artists, in this case, Christina, is, in fact, not about her at all. However, it is strikingly strange he should happen to tweet the following:
The above screenshot is one of two pieces of evidence that he tweeted this to Xtina earlier (Perez has since deleted said tweet).
The second piece of evidence that he, in fact, tweeted his hopes for reconnecting with Christina, comes from TweetWood.com, a site that logs each and every celebrity tweet and preserves it even if it has since been removed.

Anything that is published online, even despite being permanently deleted, is never truly gone. Perez and Lady GAGA should realize it is impractical and pointless to 'trash' a tweet.

Needless to say, we want the TRUTH. Justice must be served. Us Christina fans fought fearlessly and fiercely for her against the hate campaign centered around Christina before, during, and after the Bionic era.

UPDATE:
The latest development on this story shows a new exchange between Perez and an assertive Twitter user, @flawlessjami, pressuring him to dish the details, but it seems that in due time we will have our answers.
"...All the answers, they will unfold..." - "Soar," Stripped.

UPDATE 2.0: Apparently, #GagaSabotagedBionic topped Twitter's worldwide trends earlier. I will try to locate a screenshot.

UPDATE 3.0: Our loyal contributor, "Ain'tNoOtherFan," dug up the screenshot!

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